how to prepare for exams:
  • do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
  • freak out
  • sleep

(Source: markedandtied)

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

(Source: brandyway)

I love using big words to sound smart….I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

sodamnrelatable:

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WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)


(Source: thisiswhatiwantednot)

  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday